In a hysterical move, the Waterfront posted fake danger signs to keep people from swimming in the fountains. The signs read "Danger! Water Contains High Levels of Hydrogen Keep Out" Of course there is nothing dangerous with high levels of hydrogen since hydrogen makes up 66% of a water molecule. What is funny is that they were counting on people's ignorance to keep people out of the water

Karem said he was counting on a lack of understanding about water's chemical makeup, and he thought that suggesting a link to one of the world's most dangerous weapons -- the hydrogen bomb -- might keep them from jumping in.

"I thought that with the word … maybe people would not go there," he said.

The best part is that the signs are working. Personally, I think they should up the ante a bit now that the scheme has been uncovered by the "ace" reporting of the Courier. They should put up signs warning about the high levels of di-hydrogen monoxide in the fountains. Then they can put up additional signs warning about the dangers of Di-Hydrogen - Monoxide. That would be most excellent!